Wish you had Wednesday quotes?
You just found the best quotes collection for a happy hump day.
And I promise you’ll only see that term 3 times below 😉
We want you to whoop it up with:
- Funny Wednesday quotes
- Good morning Wednesday quotes
- Wednesday quotes for work
- Wisdom Wednesday quotes
- Motivational and inspirational Wednesday quotes
Say welcome Wednesday and let’s go!
Funny Wednesday Quotes
When you’re stuck in the middle of the week, sometimes the best solution is to laugh about it! These silly sayings stand ready to help celebrate Wacky Wednesday.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W – T – F.
~ Anonymous
Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!
~ Blake Shelton
The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.
~ Unknown
Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
Wednesday is Latin for “almost Friday.”
~ Unknown
Wed.Nes.Day. Win. This. Day.
~ Anonymous
Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend…
~ Anonymous
It’s Woohoo Wednesday. Today is going to be a good day.
~ Unknown
Thought it was Friday! But it’s only Wednesday.
~ Unknown
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
~ Mean Girls
Wednesdays are like the middle finger of the week.
~ Unknown
When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
~ Dane Cook
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
~ George Carlin
Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?
~ Unknown
Wednesday is the hump day from where you can see Friday.
~ Invajy
Wednesday will never be lonely when it has days all around it.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
Home may be where the heart is, but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.
~ Walker Percy
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.
~ John Wyndham
WANTED: Friday.Last seen 5 days ago wearing a smile and having a lot of fun. Wednesday is offering a $500 reward for anyone who can find Friday TODAY!
~ Heidi McDonald
Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
Happy Windsday!
~ Winnie the Pooh
Keep calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have two more days to go.
~ Anonymous
He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.
~ T.J. Klune, The House in the Cerulean Sea
To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.
~ Dwayne Johnson
I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what color Wednesday is.
~ A. S. Byatt
Be like a duck, paddling and working hard in the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling, calm face.
~ Manoj Arora
Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.
~ Max Lucado
TGIW – thank God it’s Wednesday!
~ Unknown
Awake on Wednesday,
They all complain but no one’s leaving.
~ The Caulfields
Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control.
~ Patrick Stewart
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Good Morning Wednesday Quotes
Wish your friends and followers a grand good morning every Wednesday. They’ll be happy to hear from you!
Good morning! Wishing you a day full of joyful moments. Happy Wednesday!
~ Unknown
Wednesday will be amazing, so wake up and smile!
~ Anonymous
Happy Wednesday All! Dream BIG, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and spread love today and every day!
~ Tracey Edmonds
Be the morning in everyone’s eyes and make their day turn into a thing of beauty.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
Smile increases your face value,
Anger spoils the beauty of the soul,
Faith is the force of life,
Confidence is the companion of success,
So keep smiling.
Good Morning and have a beautiful Wednesday.
~ Unknown
Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things. Wednesday morning is no less.
~ Unknown
Good Morning! Happy Wednesday! One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
~ Dalai Lama
Have a lovely Wednesday morning; it has brought no distress but joy to you. Have a wonderful day ahead because Wednesday is smiling at you, Good morning!
~ Unknown
When Wednesday morning came
The weather was very fine,
And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine,
And continued so all the livelong day.
~ William Topaz McGonagall
Good morning, I just want to remind you that you should do some exercise to kick off the day with a smile on your face. Happy Wednesday!.
~ Unknown
Happy Wednesday! Be happy with who you’re and what you and you can do anything you want.
~ Anonymous
Good Morning! Have a wonderful Wednesday. Here’s a great big hug from me to you!
~ Unknown
Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday! Stay positive. Think positive. Do positive! A very good morning to you.
~ Unknown
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Wednesday Quotes for Work
You need both funny and inspirational quotes to stay motivated at work on Wednesdays. Power through the rest of the week with this selection!
Keep going. You’re halfway to the weekend.
~ Unknown
They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.
~ Elbert Hubbard
The road to a happy Wednesday goes through a productive Tuesday. When we split our tasks evenly throughout the days, we find ourselves in a comfortable and serene place, where work no longer overwhelms us, but rather excites us.
~ Unknown
Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slide to the end of the work week. Give it all you got this Wednesday!
~ Catherine Pulsifer
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
~ Jim Rohn
My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.
~ Arsene Wenger
Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.
~ Anonymous
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.
~ Conan O’Brien
Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late to work this week. Do you know what that means?
Worker: It’s Wednesday?
~ Unknown
I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.
~ Sir Anthony Hopkins
To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.
~ Kevin Eubanks
Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Don’t count the days. Make the days count.
~ Muhammad Ali
By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.
~ Anonymous
As much as we would want, we cannot move Wednesday closer to the weekend. The only solution is to make Wednesday a holiday. A break in the middle of the week might help us regain our energy and increase our productivity.
~ Anonymous
On Wednesday they’re feeling fine again,
And they’re workin like a dog and diggin’ in.
~ Johnny Cash
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s Wednesday.
~ Unknown
Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
~ Lee Fox Williams
This must be the Mondayest Wednesday ever.
~ Unknown
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
~ Will Rogers
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Wisdom Wednesday Quotes
Post some clever quotes on Wednesday to get in on the days of the week hashtag fun. It’s Wisdom Wednesday!
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
~ Confucius
Worry-free Wednesday! Because worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.
~ Unknown
On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,
And I have nothing else to do,
I sometimes wonder if it’s true
That who is what and what is who.
~ Winnie-the-Pooh
Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You’ll feel better when you help others feel better.
~ Tracey Edmonds
Change the way you look at things, and the things you look at change.
~ Wayne W. Dyer
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
~ William Shakespeare
Wednesday is the angel of the week because she balances the days evenly for us. Sun, Mon, Tues – Wednesday – Thu, Fri, Sat.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.
~ Walter Moers
Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.
~ Anthony Hawes
I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I’ve never heard of Someday.
~ Reverend Ike
Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all;
Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.
~ English Proverb
When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.
~ Paulo Coelho
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Wednesday Motivational Quotes
Keep going! This collection of Wednesday motivation will help.
If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit.
~ Banksy
Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present and LOVE!
~ Tracey Edmonds
Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do. Do not pretend to be like someone else, for your gifts are unique to help lead you to the success as only you can define. Have a good day.
~ Byron Pulsifer
You can if you think you can.
~ George Reeves
If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.
~ Jim Rohn
Today is a brand new day. Forget about yesterday; it does not matter. Forget about tomorrow; it will take care of itself. Concentrate on this day. Make it the best ever.
~ Mary-Frances Winters
Wednesday confuses me; whether I should move two steps forward or two steps backward for weekend.
~ Invajy
Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they dont quit.
~ Conrad Hilton
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.
~ Beverly Sills
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
~ Walt Disney
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Inspirational Wednesday Quotes
And we’re not quite done yet 🙂 Stay inspired with these quotes for Wednesdays.
Happy Wednesday! Cast your love to all, trust in the team to which you are joined, and do not do wrong to others for your own self gratification.
~ Byron Pulsifer
I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
~ Emile Zola
Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
~ Theodore Roosevelt
It is often the small steps, not the giant leaps, that bring about the most lasting change.
~ Queen Elizabeth II
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
~ William James
Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value but it gives joy to each person you meet.
~ Byron Pulsifer
Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up?
~ Kit Williams, Masquerade
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
~ Chris Grosser
It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.
~ Unknown
There seems to be a world apart between Wednesday and Sunday. Sunday is all about freedom and fun, Wednesday is the victim of responsibilities and work.
~ Unknown
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for a special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.
~ Unknown
Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
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